From Ready to be a mom, Fertility Madlibs:
Your First Visit to the Reproductive Endocrinologist
Your first visit to a Fertility Specialist, also known as a Reproductive Endocrinologist (RE), can be [annoying]
(1: An emotion). But don't worry! Your RE can be your first step in
finding both the cause of and solution to your infertility. Infertility
problems can make you feel [silly] (2: An emotion) or [hopeful] (3: An emotion), however a good RE will take time to address these feelings. The RE may then do an examination of your [nostril] (4: Body part) visually or by using an ultrasound. The RE may also examine your partner's [hoo ha]
(5: Body part) for any signs of abnormality. The doctor will ask you
some pretty personal questions, like if your cervical mucus is [smelly] (6: Adjective) and [turquoise] (7: Color), and if your menstruation looks [splotchy] (8: Adjective). The doctor may suggest that you have intercourse [fiercely] (9: Adverb) rather than [mysteriously] (10: Adverb), and for you to [scuba dive] (11: Verb) after intercourse. And don't feel bad if you have fertility challenges, even famous celebrities like [Oprah] (12: Famous Celebrity) have received infertility treatment. The most important is to keep a [sticky] (13: Adjective) attitude, and turn to your [geese] (14: Plural noun) for support. Good luck in your journey!
Good luck with your fertility journey. We achieved our first pregnancy *only* a year after reaching out to an RE, but it took us almost 10 years to get there.
(What the heck took us so long?? Bad advice!!)
Three rounds of IVF + ICSI yielded my very first pregnancy. Which turned out to be triplets. Which was then followed by a TOTALLY and COMPLETELY surprise pregnancy less than two years later. So that would be let's see... one plus one plus one, add another one, FOUR children born in under three years after 10 years of infertility.
And God? God LAUGHS.
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